Ugh. Sometimes I feel like all the awesome Party Anthems are intended for the ladies, AM I RIGHT FELLAS? It’s like yeesh, this is the greatest party anthem in the history of party anthems and it’s JFTL*! Why isn’t there any equivalents for us? Someone needs to write a party anthem for the fellas, STAT. Dood Joose, 9 Bro’Clock P.M, Stud Soss, all of these are great ideas for party anthems intended JFTD*. We could be making millions! Get the House of Carter’s on the phone!
*Just for the ladies. How do you feel about that abbreviation? I kinda want to make it my thing. I’ll be the JFTL guy.