This is pretty much every argument I’ve had with one of my friends* after 2am. Each word yelled, all syllables pronounced equally.
I PAID FOR THE TAXI AND I SAID I WANT TACOS. I’M 27. YOU ARE NOT 27. YOU ARE BAD. GO HOME.
*That’s a blatant lie, there’s not one person. I just thought it’d be funny to footnote this and see how many people thought it was them.