GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR AND DRIVE. I DON’T CARE WHERE, JUST DRIVE!

This is the day we have all feared, people: The robot uprising is now an inveitability.

What are these quack scientists thinking?! ‘Ha, wouldn’t it be cute if we allowed for this robot to enjoy the feeling of love.’ Oh ya, dude, the cutest! Almost as cute as when that robot stabs you through the eyeball when he realizes he’s a killing machine sent here to destroy all humans in the name of Lord Robotica. Then they can live here, and enjoy all our resources in their Robot planet.

This is exactly why Will Smith made I-Robot. To avoid this very day. And now, not only have we begun the Robot uprising, but we’ve dissapointed Will Smith. And quite frankly. I don’t know what’s worse.

Suggestion: Stab this thing in the heart, shred it into pieces, and send his remains to space. It’s the only way to save humanity.


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