Welcome To the Funniest Promotional Idea I’ve Ever Heard

Fresh off Billboard News comes an amazingly funny promotional idea I’ve ever heard:

“Dr. Pepper has announced plans for a unique contest that will coincide with the release of the Chinese Democracy, he oft-delayed Guns N Roses Album. The basic premise of the contest is that Dr. Pepper will give away a free can of soda to “everyone in America” if the Chinese Democracy is released sometime between now and December 31st 2008.”

And of course, if it is released, I plan to have my Dr. Pepper…. on the night traaaain.