In case you haven’t been watching CNN lately, or don’t get the generic newspaper that published this headline, the news is true; Vincent Kennedy McMahon is (presumed) dead. I request that you play the audio from the following clip to truly get the whole feel I’m going for (this site doesn’t allow one to upload MP3’s. The video is just one image, no reason to watch it. But the words. The words my friend, are magical.
btw, if you enjoy this song I also reccomend Hogan’s “Beach Patrol” as well as “I Want to be a Hulkamaniac.”
At the young age of 62, Vincent Kennedy McMahon was tragically taken from us. After a Vince McMahon Tribute Night went horribly wrong (featuring numerous “high profile” celebrities bashing Vince such as Donald Trump, Mark Cuban, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and others) Vince was speechless upon his arrival to ringside. Frusterated, he silently returned to his limosine where the tragedy occurred. After shutting the door, McMahon’s car exploded into flames seemingly killing the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment.
The acual explosion doesn’t kick into about 50 seconds in, but Vince’s acting makes it definetly worth watching. You can mute it, please don’t stop playing song I requested you play.
Here is a testimony from an eye witness listed on WWE.com
“It was disgusting,” described Lucas Adnyl, a Curry Hill resident who made a 20-minute commute with a friend to watch Raw live at the arena. “A whole mess of people ran out of the building right after the explosion, and some of us got a pretty good look before [police officers and firefighters] cordoned off the area. I thought I saw Mr. McMahon’s body in the car, but I can’t say for sure; whatever it was, it was completely covered in flames. And the smell…God, I thought I was going to lose it.”
Vince McMahon was a global icon. Owner of the WWE, Producer of “See No Evil”, “The Marine” and “The Scorpion King.” Ring announcer. Our generation has grown up with the evolution of Mr. McMahon and it has been a pleasure for all (adolescent teens, and immatures alike) to be witnesses to all of his successes (btw, if you’re going to leave a comment spare me the XFL jokes, they’re not funny.)
Appropriately the WWE has decided to lower its corporate flag to half mass.
In case you’re skimming, WWE headquarters has dropped its corporate flag to half mass. I should note here, that WWE.com has decided against taking off its MASSIVE Ghost Rider advertisements. Nor its numerous links to something called “The Fart Button.”
While I don’t quite understand why officials would just “presume” someone to be dead, I can tell you this; the perpetrator shall be found and he will be paying hard times. Vince McMahon has brought joy to us all for years (for me, an entire lifetime) and for him to be taken away from us, it seems like the greatest national tragedy ever. So far the McMahon family has not announced plans for McMahon’s presumed funeral.
As far as who I think it was? Well, I think I’ve seen this kinda thing before…
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